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In need of a good Egopuncturist

They say heavy people can be remarkably skilled dancers, and I know it’s true because I saw a big lady popping and locking while making a panini. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “All good things must come to an end” is one of those … Continue reading

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Seminal Sunday Stream

If the majority of history’s greatest writers had been potheads instead of drunks, we’d have far fewer books. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Ogden Nash were alive, he’d write: “Trump has won / Clinton didn’t get it done / I will not bicker … Continue reading

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Yays and Neighs and Mayonnaise

To the public figures who constantly self-brand by referring to themselves in the third person with a hashtag and/or to those who feel they can only express themselves with a series of hashtagged phrases: #waytobecool #butyourselfesteemisquestionable #yourmomdidacrapjob #PeopleLoveJoanna #Icandoittoo #Momsaidicould … Continue reading

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