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My First Honorarium

I’ve never officially won any honors other than consistently doing well academically, and once guessing the correct number of candy corns in a giant jar at Manchester Honda. I was therefore very honored and excited to have been invited to … Continue reading

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Power to the Piehole

I’d rather be a ponderer than a panderer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I ever got divorced and started dating again I’d do things with men I never did with my husband. I would definitely try to talk less while watching movies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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Prepareth a Diaper For Mine Enemies

If I could obtain some tiny revenge on the living individuals who’ve hurt me the most… To the nasty boss who did a malicious thing to me while I was in my last semester of college:  I hope her forearms … Continue reading

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iBlurbed & other taboo tattoos

Love is never having to tell that special someone to stop fucking around. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When it comes to addiction, four hits is the new three. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I keep hearing folks on TV say “look at the metrics” and “look at … Continue reading

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I Could Never Picture Myself……

They say one of the hardest things to do is a proper self-portrait.  Going through some old artwork, I found several attempts.  I believe I was almost never successful. So let the parade begin.  And by the way, I expect … Continue reading

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