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The Crawlspace Of My Psyche

If you think about it, this sign could actually inspire drinking and driving. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You’re my everything, unless you’ve got an extra something I don’t want. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ People like me bawdy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is it sex drive or just the heated … Continue reading

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I Heart One-Liners

IBS also keeps my mind clear. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do I need a colonoscopy?  My ass gets checked out every day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My neighborhood is a high crime area.  Bitches be gettin’ high there all the time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why have I … Continue reading

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Newport Blend

I was in Newport, Rhode Island, with my family for three days attending my son’s hockey tournament, right after Christmas.  While I was down there, I prepared this potpourri of unrelated pieces (a “Newport Blend”, if you will) because I … Continue reading

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Annoying Insurance Commercials

Some of those Nationwide commercials are so stupid and annoying.  “Nation-Pam”?  Really?  I got news for you.  You won’t make that work.  (Or stick.  Remember, Pam is famous for not sticking.) State Farm is not much better.  Unlike a good … Continue reading

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