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Prepareth a Diaper For Mine Enemies

If I could obtain some tiny revenge on the living individuals who’ve hurt me the most… To the nasty boss who did a malicious thing to me while I was in my last semester of college:  I hope her forearms … Continue reading

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Serious Rendered Silly

A foreign friend texted me, “Thanks for your friendship and stupor.” I’m pretty sure she meant “support,” but I do offer both. ****************************** I keep waiting to see a Cialis commercial with two gay men, or an interracial couple. But … Continue reading

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Nasty Senior Citizen Subtweets

Old_Yeller @yellholes                            4/15/14 Stop lying to the IRS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Madge @wigs4us                                 … Continue reading

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Gracisms

Turns out we’ve all secretly been using “smh” to mean “scratch my hiney”. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is there an athlete out there yet named Dafuq Williams?  Well, there should be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’m going to start referring to God as “The Supplier”, and … Continue reading

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You’ll Never Look At A Fire Hydrant The Same Way

Grace Whitestone (that would be me in a white wig and sensible shoes) tells her hydrant story at the Greenwich Village Comedy Club on Saturday, January 12th, 2013.  Based on true events that occurred last century.

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