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What’s not to lurk?

I constantly try to picture people having conversations that mirror their social media trash talk and trolling. It’s hard to imagine, because in real life, most of those people wouldn’t have the balls to say negative stuff to someone’s face. … Continue reading

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Power to the Piehole

I’d rather be a ponderer than a panderer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I ever got divorced and started dating again I’d do things with men I never did with my husband. I would definitely try to talk less while watching movies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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Find Your Joy Schtick

Before they found their schtick, Don Rickles was polite, Lenny Bruce didn’t curse, and Gallagher used a melon-baller. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Succotash sounds like a Native American word for “heap of puke we got white man to eat”. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rock me like … Continue reading

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I Really Wish I’d Written That Line, #2

From Bill Maher’s monologue on HBO’s 5.20.11 “Real Time”, of (most recently discovered) Arnold Schwarzenegger’s impregnated maid: “It was a very unusual situation for the housekeeper.  She had him in twice a week.”

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