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Power to the Piehole

I’d rather be a ponderer than a panderer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I ever got divorced and started dating again I’d do things with men I never did with my husband. I would definitely try to talk less while watching movies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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Find Your Joy Schtick

Before they found their schtick, Don Rickles was polite, Lenny Bruce didn’t curse, and Gallagher used a melon-baller. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Succotash sounds like a Native American word for “heap of puke we got white man to eat”. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rock me like … Continue reading

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I Really Wish I’d Written That Line, #2

From Bill Maher’s monologue on HBO’s 5.20.11 “Real Time”, of (most recently discovered) Arnold Schwarzenegger’s impregnated maid: “It was a very unusual situation for the housekeeper.  She had him in twice a week.”

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