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Thank You For Not Deleting This

Whenever I see someone overcompensating, I want to smash every single window in their house. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I had a better memory, I suspect I’d be a lot less forgiving. #forget&forgive ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York is supposedly the city that never … Continue reading

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4 Text Monsters

Finger on the Trigger:  You never hear from these people, except when texted, they respond with lightning speed.  (Also known as “Lurkers”.) Throw ‘Em a Bone:  Your fear is if you contact these pests, they’ll text back fast and furious … Continue reading

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#ChangeAWordRuinADisneyMovie ….. and why?

“The Shagging Dog”….. because they never fixed him ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Toupée”….. it was a bad hair day from hell ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Fartasia”….. epic Chinese food gastro turbulence (set to music) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “30,000 Leagues … Continue reading

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iBlurbed & other taboo tattoos

Love is never having to tell that special someone to stop fucking around. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When it comes to addiction, four hits is the new three. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I keep hearing folks on TV say “look at the metrics” and “look at … Continue reading

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Meme’s the word

       

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