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Standing in my filth: Pig-Pen’s memoir channeled through a lazy housewife

Here’s the main difference between me and the Queen of England: she insists that workers in Buckingham palace walk backwards as they vacuum, so that they don’t leave any footprints. I don’t vacuum. They say it can be deeply disturbing … Continue reading

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Valley of the Trolls

Kids today mature quickly. I overheard third graders playing Duck Duck Grey Goose. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The other night I parked at a club next to a motel where a fatal stabbing had just occurred. I positioned my car just out of … Continue reading

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Unconscious Couplings

I think a Cheese Whiz creature came alive in the back of my pantry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I saw a carpenter ant walk by carrying a toenail clipping.  Clearly working on a large project. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cartoon idea:  two girls arriving at an … Continue reading

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