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#ChangeAWordRuinADisneyMovie ….. and why?

“The Shagging Dog”….. because they never fixed him ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Toupée”….. it was a bad hair day from hell ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Fartasia”….. epic Chinese food gastro turbulence (set to music) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “30,000 Leagues … Continue reading

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Let Me Fartertain You

Flatulism sounds like it could be a decent religion, or at least a working philosophy. (“When in doubt, fart it out“?) In reality, it’s a form of entertainment that has been around since ancient times. Professional farters, or flatulists, were … Continue reading

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Living Libretto

If ignorance is bliss, I’m going to have to un-learn a few things to be happy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My son saw me do a quick prayer and visualization in the car after a stressful driving incident.  He helpfully offered, “I just … Continue reading

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Fecal And Other Positions

Ever hear someone fart with a flourish?  They think they’re being fancy, but they actually just shat themselves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The most disturbing thing about those Howard Stern pay-per-view cable specials from the early 90’s is that they’re no longer disturbing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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