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I’m changing my name to Joyanna because I want to be happier, dammit

A woman once told me I was the most beautiful pregnant person she’d ever seen. At the time my son was six months old. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleaning out the closet and found a 1980 issue of Playboy. Talk about big hair. … Continue reading

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Let Me Fartertain You

Flatulism sounds like it could be a decent religion, or at least a working philosophy. (“When in doubt, fart it out“?) In reality, it’s a form of entertainment that has been around since ancient times. Professional farters, or flatulists, were … Continue reading

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Find Your Joy Schtick

Before they found their schtick, Don Rickles was polite, Lenny Bruce didn’t curse, and Gallagher used a melon-baller. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Succotash sounds like a Native American word for “heap of puke we got white man to eat”. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rock me like … Continue reading

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