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Was that a seizure or were you just extra glad to see me?

I finally stopped having that terrible nightmare where you show up for a final exam but haven’t studied, and I think this is because deep down I no longer give a shit. ****************************** At the shelter, I inspire cats to … Continue reading

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Bellicosity and the Beast

A beauty pageant contestant had a seizure while performing, got up and finished. She wasn’t crowned, but she did get “Most Clutch.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’d rather have resting bitch face than slack-jawed dumbass face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Question for quantum physics hobbyists: if … Continue reading

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