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10 signs your husband is secretly Canadian

1. He is reliable and polite. 2. He likes the cold. 3. He has hockey in his blood. (And blood on his jerseys.) 4. He loves meat pie. 5. He gets all his suits in Montreal. 6. His favorite animals … Continue reading

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My First Honorarium

I’ve never officially won any honors other than consistently doing well academically, and once guessing the correct number of candy corns in a giant jar at Manchester Honda. I was therefore very honored and excited to have been invited to … Continue reading

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Unconscious Couplings

I think a Cheese Whiz creature came alive in the back of my pantry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I saw a carpenter ant walk by carrying a toenail clipping.  Clearly working on a large project. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cartoon idea:  two girls arriving at an … Continue reading

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Fecal And Other Positions

Ever hear someone fart with a flourish?  They think they’re being fancy, but they actually just shat themselves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The most disturbing thing about those Howard Stern pay-per-view cable specials from the early 90’s is that they’re no longer disturbing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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