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I’m changing my name to Joyanna because I want to be happier, dammit

A woman once told me I was the most beautiful pregnant person she’d ever seen. At the time my son was six months old. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleaning out the closet and found a 1980 issue of Playboy. Talk about big hair. … Continue reading

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I Eat Like A Frenchwoman But I Burp Like A Scotsman

I’m surprised Lady Gaga hasn’t done a remake of Helen Reddy’s hit and called it, “I Am Woman, Hear Me Burp.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I read a new analysis about addiction that concluded it’s only when rats are kept in isolation, as … Continue reading

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#ChangeAWordRuinADisneyMovie ….. and why?

“The Shagging Dog”….. because they never fixed him ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Toupée”….. it was a bad hair day from hell ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Fartasia”….. epic Chinese food gastro turbulence (set to music) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “30,000 Leagues … Continue reading

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Let Me Fartertain You

Flatulism sounds like it could be a decent religion, or at least a working philosophy. (“When in doubt, fart it out“?) In reality, it’s a form of entertainment that has been around since ancient times. Professional farters, or flatulists, were … Continue reading

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