Tag Archives: getting high

I’m delusional, but it works for me

Dear Aging Celebrities who suddenly open a Facebook account and begin posting refried quotes, old pictures of yourselves, and comments like, “I wonder if anyone remembers who I am”: I wonder if you remember who you are. Or if it’s … Continue reading

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I Heart One-Liners

IBS also keeps my mind clear. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do I need a colonoscopy?  My ass gets checked out every day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My neighborhood is a high crime area.  Bitches be gettin’ high there all the time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why have I … Continue reading

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