Tag Archives: God

Atheist Kids Want Mall Grinch

I wonder if Grinch and Shrek were in the same play group as toddlers. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today’s medications get stuck in your throat just saying them.  Zaljang? Zolmitriptan?  Zackackackackackackack!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I were young, I’d move to Denver to start a … Continue reading

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iBlurbed & other taboo tattoos

Love is never having to tell that special someone to stop fucking around. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When it comes to addiction, four hits is the new three. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I keep hearing folks on TV say “look at the metrics” and “look at … Continue reading

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Crystals in the Dirt

I will prognosticate, but not in public. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My super-sonic toothbrush is so powerful that it gets below my gum-line, and also felled one of the neighbor’s saplings. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Car behind me the other day didn’t have a bra so … Continue reading

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Gracisms

Turns out we’ve all secretly been using “smh” to mean “scratch my hiney”. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is there an athlete out there yet named Dafuq Williams?  Well, there should be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’m going to start referring to God as “The Supplier”, and … Continue reading

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Top Ten Observations Upon The Jewish New Year

10.  God is still annoyed with me. 9.   Hipsters now popping up in services.  Black skullcaps very slimming. 8.   Noah requested a flood to clean things up because Swiffer not yet invented. 7.   Getting a surgeon on … Continue reading

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Sabbath Ruminations: Just Words And No Graven Images

Particle Worship:  I always feel a tiny something tickling my soul whenever I hear the occasional story from the world of physics concerning the discovery of a new molecular micro-crumb.  Or a story like the recent confirmation, based on acid … Continue reading

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