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4 Text Monsters

Finger on the Trigger:  You never hear from these people, except when texted, they respond with lightning speed.  (Also known as “Lurkers”.) Throw ‘Em a Bone:  Your fear is if you contact these pests, they’ll text back fast and furious … Continue reading

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Sculpted Thoughts

I hate guns and violence and I will pound the shit out of anyone who disagrees with me. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I walk backwards to get at the hard-to-reach cellulite. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I saw a figure approaching in the mist that looked like … Continue reading

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