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Boy Am I Gonna Pay For Today: Top Ten Impure Thoughts On Yom Kippur

10.  They should have limited memberships to Judaism where you get to leave right after the sermon and beat all the traffic. 9.  Cartoon idea:  Orthodox Jew standing at the end of a highway exit ramp, begging for change by … Continue reading

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Top Ten Observations Upon The Jewish New Year

10.  God is still annoyed with me. 9.   Hipsters now popping up in services.  Black skullcaps very slimming. 8.   Noah requested a flood to clean things up because Swiffer not yet invented. 7.   Getting a surgeon on … Continue reading

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