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I’m not a Schadenfreudist, but I like watching them on TV

Not to be outdone in the kinky department, BET is releasing a movie titled “Fifty Shades of Ashy.” **************************** Confucius said, “Man who doesn’t wash hands after bathroom not wise man.” My Vietnamese nail lady says, “Skinny guys good for … Continue reading

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Thank You For Not Deleting This

Whenever I see someone overcompensating, I want to smash every single window in their house. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I had a better memory, I suspect I’d be a lot less forgiving. #forget&forgive ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York is supposedly the city that never … Continue reading

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This, But That

When I’m severely anxiety-ridden, I remind myself of the two most important things a human being needs to hear:  I am safe, and I am cute. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’d rather have a bottlenose dolphin in front of me than a frontal … Continue reading

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Statement Necklace

The statement is:  I’m Jewish. Non-practicing, of course.  And a bit ghetto. (Actually, the Star of David was a favor given at a friend’s Bar Mitzvah.)

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Boy Am I Gonna Pay For Today: Top Ten Impure Thoughts On Yom Kippur

10.  They should have limited memberships to Judaism where you get to leave right after the sermon and beat all the traffic. 9.  Cartoon idea:  Orthodox Jew standing at the end of a highway exit ramp, begging for change by … Continue reading

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Alle Menschen sind Brüder

I saw a picture on the cover of a magazine (shown at left), and I was immediately struck by the familiarity of this face.  The dude’s name is Shael Polakow-Suransky, and he’s deputy chancellor of the New York City public … Continue reading

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