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I’m not a Schadenfreudist, but I like watching them on TV

Not to be outdone in the kinky department, BET is releasing a movie titled “Fifty Shades of Ashy.” **************************** Confucius said, “Man who doesn’t wash hands after bathroom not wise man.” My Vietnamese nail lady says, “Skinny guys good for … Continue reading

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Bush & Kush & Other Incongruities

Jeb Bush recently did an interview entirely in Spanish with Jose Diaz-Balart, revealing intimate things he never discusses in English. ########### A friend gave me a lovely passage about butterflies as spiritual messengers, and I thought, “How come I only get … Continue reading

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For Jews Who Don’t Shop, Saturday after Thanksgiving is a Black Sabbath

I’m waiting for a new reality TV show:  “Celebrities Who Suffered Hearing Loss From Movie Stunts They Tried To Do Involving Spraying Water”. It will consist of deaf celebrities attempting to tell one another jokes.  Occasionally, someone pulls out a … Continue reading

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Medieval Reality TV

“Flip This Fiefdom” For the landowner who favored a fresh batch of peasants each year. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ “Staying Plague-Free” Half-hour Jewish infomercial on hand-washing. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ “Celtic Shore” Highlights of Druids throwing themselves into the ocean. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ “Dancing With The Maniacs” Choreography … Continue reading

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Sabbath Ruminations: Just Words And No Graven Images

Particle Worship:  I always feel a tiny something tickling my soul whenever I hear the occasional story from the world of physics concerning the discovery of a new molecular micro-crumb.  Or a story like the recent confirmation, based on acid … Continue reading

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Calm Your Tents

I’d love to go to Israel, but I’m too afraid.  It seems to me that the Middle East is like the modern Wild, Wild West.  I have relatives and friends who’ve been there multiple times who urge me to go.  … Continue reading

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Hockey and Israel: A Holy Match?

My husband asked me to read an article (written by Joel Millman), which ran in the 12/19/11 Wall Street Journal:  HOCKEY HEATS UP IN TINY VILLAGE WITH ISRAEL’S ONLY BIG RINK – Players Travel Hours for Chance To Hit the … Continue reading

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