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Atheist Kids Want Mall Grinch

I wonder if Grinch and Shrek were in the same play group as toddlers. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today’s medications get stuck in your throat just saying them.  Zaljang? Zolmitriptan?  Zackackackackackackack!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I were young, I’d move to Denver to start a … Continue reading

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My Driveway’s (Still) A Country Road

(inspired by John Denver’s “Thank God I’m A Country Boy”, and my driveway) Well, you can’t live in a house, and lots o’ money lack ‘Cause there’s always something breakin’ or-a goin’ off the track When you look out my … Continue reading

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My Driveway’s A Country Road

I decided to compose some alternate lyrics to John Denver’s “Thank God I’m A Country Boy” as I walked down my driveway yesterday to put letters in the mailbox. (Please send any paving quotes or recommendations to me via comments.  … Continue reading

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