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Major Crwnage

Older women are like fine wine. They deserve to be drunk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hate when you’re trying to throw away a Styrofoam peanut and it keeps sticking to your hand. I also hate knowing that 45 years ago, this would have … Continue reading

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Power to the Piehole

I’d rather be a ponderer than a panderer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I ever got divorced and started dating again I’d do things with men I never did with my husband. I would definitely try to talk less while watching movies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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Serious Rendered Silly

A foreign friend texted me, “Thanks for your friendship and stupor.” I’m pretty sure she meant “support,” but I do offer both. ****************************** I keep waiting to see a Cialis commercial with two gay men, or an interracial couple. But … Continue reading

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Valley of the Trolls

Kids today mature quickly. I overheard third graders playing Duck Duck Grey Goose. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The other night I parked at a club next to a motel where a fatal stabbing had just occurred. I positioned my car just out of … Continue reading

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If You Can Afford A Life Coach, Then You Might Not Need One

I saw in the news that an Airbnb was built on an old Native American burial ground. The giveaway for the reporter was a hotel manager with the name tag Sheets Like Sandpaper. *********************************** It’s always better to be funny. If … Continue reading

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Two Jerks In A Circle

Just to see if he was listening, I told my kid I saw a Cialis commercial with two gay guys. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bruce Jenner proved once again that behind every great man, there’s a woman. The TV movie based upon his … Continue reading

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Images of Halloween Past

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