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In need of a good Egopuncturist

They say heavy people can be remarkably skilled dancers, and I know it’s true because I saw a big lady popping and locking while making a panini. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “All good things must come to an end” is one of those … Continue reading

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Fly On A Ritzy Wall

I try to imagine the private goings-on of famous, powerful people. Bill Gates has a custom laptop with an ivory keyboard.  (It’s a Mac Pro.) Chris Christie complains to his wife:  “People ask ‘what exit?’  I need three.” Barbara Walters … Continue reading

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