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If You Can Afford A Life Coach, Then You Might Not Need One

I saw in the news that an Airbnb was built on an old Native American burial ground. The giveaway for the reporter was a hotel manager with the name tag Sheets Like Sandpaper. *********************************** It’s always better to be funny. If … Continue reading

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#ChangeAWordRuinADisneyMovie ….. and why?

“The Shagging Dog”….. because they never fixed him ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Toupée”….. it was a bad hair day from hell ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Fartasia”….. epic Chinese food gastro turbulence (set to music) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “30,000 Leagues … Continue reading

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This, But That

When I’m severely anxiety-ridden, I remind myself of the two most important things a human being needs to hear:  I am safe, and I am cute. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’d rather have a bottlenose dolphin in front of me than a frontal … Continue reading

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