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Laugh your mask off

Posted on May 11, 2020 by Joanna Rapoza

What do home-made bread and I have in common during the corona virus quarantine? We both get baked a lot. 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷 Who knew one day it would be more difficult to score regular lettuce than the devil’s lettuce? 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷 Essential … Continue reading →

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What’s not to lurk?

Posted on February 16, 2019 by Joanna Rapoza

I constantly try to picture people having conversations that mirror their social media trash talk and trolling. It’s hard to imagine, because in real life, most of those people wouldn’t have the balls to say negative stuff to someone’s face. … Continue reading →

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Winking, Blinking And Nodding Off

Posted on January 31, 2016 by Joanna Rapoza

It’s a new world. As long as pot smokers are discreet, no one will notice or have a problem with them doing it in public. Kind of like breastfeeding. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Forget about grassroots organizers….we need a little grass top power. … Continue reading →

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Bush & Kush & Other Incongruities

Posted on September 22, 2015 by Joanna Rapoza

Jeb Bush recently did an interview entirely in Spanish with Jose Diaz-Balart, revealing intimate things he never discusses in English. ########### A friend gave me a lovely passage about butterflies as spiritual messengers, and I thought, “How come I only get … Continue reading →

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I Eat Like A Frenchwoman But I Burp Like A Scotsman

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Joanna Rapoza

I’m surprised Lady Gaga hasn’t done a remake of Helen Reddy’s hit and called it, “I Am Woman, Hear Me Burp.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I read a new analysis about addiction that concluded it’s only when rats are kept in isolation, as … Continue reading →

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Raw & Twisted Honesty Is The Finest Kind

Posted on May 11, 2014 by Joanna Rapoza

“You could have just thought that and not said it, and sounded a lot less like a dick.” – Something I’ve wanted to say many times, but have kept to myself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seth Rogen’s brain’s in a state of arrears, … Continue reading →

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Bill’s Grass Is Always Greener

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Joanna Rapoza

Let’s put 20 seconds on the clock, and see what I come up with regarding THIS picture: “Wow, I always wondered what Bill Maher would look like as a leprechaun. It really works for him.” “It’s not easy finding green, … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny Irreverent Stuff | Tagged Amish, beard, bill maher, green, it's not easy being green, marijuana, new book, The New New Rules, weed | 2 Comments

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Laugh your mask off

Winking, Blinking And Nodding Off

Bush & Kush & Other Incongruities

I Eat Like A Frenchwoman But I Burp Like A Scotsman

Raw & Twisted Honesty Is The Finest Kind

Bill’s Grass Is Always Greener

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