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Atheist Kids Want Mall Grinch

I wonder if Grinch and Shrek were in the same play group as toddlers. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today’s medications get stuck in your throat just saying them.  Zaljang? Zolmitriptan?  Zackackackackackackack!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I were young, I’d move to Denver to start a … Continue reading

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The Power of Pillow Talk

I was once lying awake in bed in the early morning hours, trying to get back to sleep by listening intently to my husband snoring.  As the sound became intolerable (because when it’s soft, it actually can help me get … Continue reading

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Nazis Would Say “I’m Mitt Mitt”

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Don’t Blame It On The Alcohol

Here’s my list of Mitt Romney’s “things to do in order to loosen up”: 1.  Sip a glass of cream sherry. 2.  Play Twister with aides. 3.  Have a beer. 4.  Poker with sons. 5.  Guzzle Zima. 6.  Strip poker … Continue reading

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The Mouths Of Babes

Watching a story this morning on CNN about youth reporters, I realized that in the future, journalists may not be able to get jobs unless they have childhood experience.  (Kind of the same way people eventually won’t be able to … Continue reading

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Simply Unelectable

[sung to the tune of Robert Palmer’s “Simply Irresistible“] How can it be permissible? He’s compromised his principles.  (Yeah, yeah.) His campaign’s kind of mythical. He’s every kind of typical. You’d be crazy to endorse.  Over-valued is his force. You’re … Continue reading

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Northern Contemplations

My latest t-shirt idea:  “Meritocracy Sucks.” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The ONLY downside I see to old ladies eventually running the world is ~possibly~ everything will be dictated by the timing of their weekly hair appointments. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ogden Nash (writer of “Candy is … Continue reading

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“The Worst Bad Hair Day Ever” ~~ or ~~ “Get Your Mitts Off Me!”

Put yourself in the place of the effeminate young man who, in 1965, at an upscale Michigan prep school, was the target of a young Mitt Romney’s “prank”.  There were several witnesses to the incident, which does not smack of … Continue reading

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Memo to the POTUS

On the new and brilliant HBO show “VEEP“, the hilarious Julia Louis-Dreyfus (as VP Selina Meyer) constantly asks her assistant, “Did the President call?” Well, I just got an email from the POTUS saying he’s about to be outspent.  (I … Continue reading

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