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Atheist Kids Want Mall Grinch

I wonder if Grinch and Shrek were in the same play group as toddlers. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today’s medications get stuck in your throat just saying them.  Zaljang? Zolmitriptan?  Zackackackackackackack!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I were young, I’d move to Denver to start a … Continue reading

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Wednesday Morning Wackiness

Bears And BMs:  My son asked me, “So, Mom, does a bear really shit in the woods?” I replied, “Yes, if he’s not constipated.” “Seriously?” “No, I’m being sarcastic.  Of course bears shit in the woods.  Where else would they … Continue reading

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Don’t Blame It On The Alcohol

Here’s my list of Mitt Romney’s “things to do in order to loosen up”: 1.  Sip a glass of cream sherry. 2.  Play Twister with aides. 3.  Have a beer. 4.  Poker with sons. 5.  Guzzle Zima. 6.  Strip poker … Continue reading

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