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Celebrate Halloween by ghosting people that deserve it

Whenever you get played, just tell yourself it’s because you are an instrument of love. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don’t recognize the weird instrument Jon Batiste plays in the opening frames of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, but it looks like he’s blowing … Continue reading

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I’ve Been Told Not To Speak At Super Bowl Parties, So I Wrote This For Zach Galifianakis

Dear Mr. Galifianakis: Today is the 100th Sunday since the 87th Thursday beyond the very first Monday that I began my heretofore financially unprofitable yet still artistically rewarding comedy career. So that’s what makes it an especially weird coinkydinky that I … Continue reading

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