Tag Archives: New Jersey

Bellicosity and the Beast

A beauty pageant contestant had a seizure while performing, got up and finished. She wasn’t crowned, but she did get “Most Clutch.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’d rather have resting bitch face than slack-jawed dumbass face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Question for quantum physics hobbyists: if … Continue reading

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Winking, Blinking And Nodding Off

It’s a new world. As long as pot smokers are discreet, no one will notice or have a problem with them doing it in public. Kind of like breastfeeding. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Forget about grassroots organizers….we need a little grass top power. … Continue reading

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Fly On A Ritzy Wall

I try to imagine the private goings-on of famous, powerful people. Bill Gates has a custom laptop with an ivory keyboard.  (It’s a Mac Pro.) Chris Christie complains to his wife:  “People ask ‘what exit?’  I need three.” Barbara Walters … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday To My Mom. Look Mom, Old Pictures.

           

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Reburial, Jewish-Style; or, The Plot Schtickens

“If Zayde had really wanted me to be buried in the same cemetery as him, he would have put a shroud on it.”  ~~Bubbe My mother had a medical semi-emergency yesterday [a foot ailment which seems to now be under … Continue reading

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