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I’m not a Schadenfreudist, but I like watching them on TV

Not to be outdone in the kinky department, BET is releasing a movie titled “Fifty Shades of Ashy.” **************************** Confucius said, “Man who doesn’t wash hands after bathroom not wise man.” My Vietnamese nail lady says, “Skinny guys good for … Continue reading

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10 Things I Didn’t Care To Read About Donald Trump, But Was Willing To Ridicule

1. “He may seem like a Manhattanite, but Donald grew up in Queens, NY, in the neighborhood known as Jamaica Estates.” I actually had him pegged for Rego Park. 2. “He wanted ‘to court’ Princess Diana. ‘She was a genuine … Continue reading

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Comedy@Carmine’s PRO SHOWS for NO COVER!

We had a full house for Comedy@Carmine’s pro show on Saturday, 2/13/16. The audience  enjoyed Valentine’s Day “eve” dinner/drinks with headliner Ben Rosenfeld, featured comic Kim DeShields, with yours truly emceeing. Thank you to our talented comics as well as … Continue reading

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Comedy at Carmine’s Bar/Grill/Stage (East Hartford CT)

COMEDY Continues at Carmine’s Bar/Grill/Stage; MONTHLY OPEN MICS ON FIRST TUESDAYS (next show is 11/3/15), AND MONTHLY SHOWCASES COMMENCE Saturday, 11/14/15 East Hartford, CT (October 10, 2015) — Writer/comedian Joanna Rapoza continues to produce and host comedy shows at Carmine’s Bar/Grill/Stage, 389 … Continue reading

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Thank You For Not Deleting This

Whenever I see someone overcompensating, I want to smash every single window in their house. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I had a better memory, I suspect I’d be a lot less forgiving. #forget&forgive ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York is supposedly the city that never … Continue reading

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Enjoy the Comedic Stylings of Joanna Rapoza at CAROLINE’S on BROADWAY (7/30/14)

Just the facts!! When:  Wednesday, July 30th, 2014, 7pm showtime. Where:  Caroline’s on Broadway, 1626 Broadway, NYC (B’way & 50th St.) What:  I’ll be performing stand-up comedy in the ongoing series Caroline’s Presents.  The show is hosted by the amazing Vince August of ABC’s What … Continue reading

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Fecal And Other Positions

Ever hear someone fart with a flourish?  They think they’re being fancy, but they actually just shat themselves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The most disturbing thing about those Howard Stern pay-per-view cable specials from the early 90’s is that they’re no longer disturbing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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