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Don’t Pith Me Off

There are now nine medical marijuana dispensaries in Connecticut, yet not a single one of them is in Stonington. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I imagine an alternative universe where Brett Kavanaugh is a stoner, and after he and Christine Blasey Ford politely take … Continue reading

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Page V. Stage

I knew a kid growing up who had permissive, hippie parents. The advice they gave her about having sex? “Always get a last name.” *********************************** It comes in handy that everything you need to know you learned in kindergarten, because … Continue reading

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Bush & Kush & Other Incongruities

Jeb Bush recently did an interview entirely in Spanish with Jose Diaz-Balart, revealing intimate things he never discusses in English. ########### A friend gave me a lovely passage about butterflies as spiritual messengers, and I thought, “How come I only get … Continue reading

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I Eat Like A Frenchwoman But I Burp Like A Scotsman

I’m surprised Lady Gaga hasn’t done a remake of Helen Reddy’s hit and called it, “I Am Woman, Hear Me Burp.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I read a new analysis about addiction that concluded it’s only when rats are kept in isolation, as … Continue reading

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Unconscious Couplings

I think a Cheese Whiz creature came alive in the back of my pantry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I saw a carpenter ant walk by carrying a toenail clipping.  Clearly working on a large project. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cartoon idea:  two girls arriving at an … Continue reading

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Dyslexic people struggle to read 7/24

I found an old letter from Manischewitz apologizing for gefilte fish. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I don’t like listening to podcasts because I feel like I’m eavesdropping on a conversation in which I have absolutely no interest whatsoever. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Trying to make small … Continue reading

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