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I’m Too Sexy For My Car

When I saw the beautiful new BMW that my attractive friend recently bought, it made me realize that I’m too sexy for every vehicle I’ve ever owned. My first car was a double hand-me-down: a tan-colored 1970 Ford Custom (4-door … Continue reading

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Yays and Neighs and Mayonnaise

To the public figures who constantly self-brand by referring to themselves in the third person with a hashtag and/or to those who feel they can only express themselves with a series of hashtagged phrases: #waytobecool #butyourselfesteemisquestionable #yourmomdidacrapjob #PeopleLoveJoanna #Icandoittoo #Momsaidicould … Continue reading

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Living Libretto

If ignorance is bliss, I’m going to have to un-learn a few things to be happy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My son saw me do a quick prayer and visualization in the car after a stressful driving incident.  He helpfully offered, “I just … Continue reading

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