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Valley of the Trolls

Kids today mature quickly. I overheard third graders playing Duck Duck Grey Goose. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The other night I parked at a club next to a motel where a fatal stabbing had just occurred. I positioned my car just out of … Continue reading

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Sculpted Thoughts

I hate guns and violence and I will pound the shit out of anyone who disagrees with me. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I walk backwards to get at the hard-to-reach cellulite. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I saw a figure approaching in the mist that looked like … Continue reading

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Lord, I Was Born A Rambling Woman: Ruminations For The First Monday Of December, 2012

Dogmatic Leadership:  Humans are like pack animals who need to live in communities.  And have a good, strong pack leader, not a person who’d strap a dog to the roof of a car. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A maxim:  I dispense an awful … Continue reading

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