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Valley of the Trolls

Kids today mature quickly. I overheard third graders playing Duck Duck Grey Goose. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The other night I parked at a club next to a motel where a fatal stabbing had just occurred. I positioned my car just out of … Continue reading

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If You Can Afford A Life Coach, Then You Might Not Need One

I saw in the news that an Airbnb was built on an old Native American burial ground. The giveaway for the reporter was a hotel manager with the name tag Sheets Like Sandpaper. *********************************** It’s always better to be funny. If … Continue reading

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Page V. Stage

I knew a kid growing up who had permissive, hippie parents. The advice they gave her about having sex? “Always get a last name.” *********************************** It comes in handy that everything you need to know you learned in kindergarten, because … Continue reading

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Thank You For Not Deleting This

Whenever I see someone overcompensating, I want to smash every single window in their house. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I had a better memory, I suspect I’d be a lot less forgiving. #forget&forgive ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York is supposedly the city that never … Continue reading

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Unconscious Couplings

I think a Cheese Whiz creature came alive in the back of my pantry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I saw a carpenter ant walk by carrying a toenail clipping.  Clearly working on a large project. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cartoon idea:  two girls arriving at an … Continue reading

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“The Worst Bad Hair Day Ever” ~~ or ~~ “Get Your Mitts Off Me!”

Put yourself in the place of the effeminate young man who, in 1965, at an upscale Michigan prep school, was the target of a young Mitt Romney’s “prank”.  There were several witnesses to the incident, which does not smack of … Continue reading

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