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Celebrate Halloween by ghosting people that deserve it

Whenever you get played, just tell yourself it’s because you are an instrument of love. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don’t recognize the weird instrument Jon Batiste plays in the opening frames of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, but it looks like he’s blowing … Continue reading

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In A Pithy Mood

When people ask for a nice Hawaiian punch line, I say kummoniwannaleah. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The unpasteurized apple cider we’ve been enjoying from the local farm-stand contains something known as a “pre-biotic”. You drink it before you have diarrhea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Regarding the … Continue reading

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