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Power to the Piehole

I’d rather be a ponderer than a panderer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I ever got divorced and started dating again I’d do things with men I never did with my husband. I would definitely try to talk less while watching movies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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Naked Truths

I recently heard a radio interview of nudists. What a ruse! Those people don’t need towels, they need Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak. (Already plenty of wands.) The only female I heard speak admitted the first time she went to a … Continue reading

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Wednesday Wordsmithing

Darn Hosiery:  We now live in an alternate sock universe.  It used to be that wearing dark socks with shorts made you look like an old fogey.  Now, it’s the style to wear black socks, and if you wear white … Continue reading

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