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Quarantine Quipping

An improv company decided to cancel all planned events, then wondered why it ever planned anything. ****************************** I asked my son to stop wearing his robe so much while he’s in the house, because I’m starting to feel like I’m … Continue reading

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In A Pithy Mood

When people ask for a nice Hawaiian punch line, I say kummoniwannaleah. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The unpasteurized apple cider we’ve been enjoying from the local farm-stand contains something known as a “pre-biotic”. You drink it before you have diarrhea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Regarding the … Continue reading

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