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Don’t hate me because I’m lovable

Why has no one yet opened a chain of comedy club/restaurants with Hooters-style waitresses and called it “Titters”? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emotions are like breasts. They’re meant to be felt. Also if you try hard, you can lick an emotion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My … Continue reading

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RangeleyMoose Ruminations for the end of January, 2012

These are some recent examples of my inimitable lines of thinking: Dirt-y Dancing:  I’ve long had a reputation for being a tree hugger, but last year I made the conscious decision to become an earth-kisser, as well. I recommend doing … Continue reading

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