Tag Archives: Quasimodo

This, But That

When I’m severely anxiety-ridden, I remind myself of the two most important things a human being needs to hear:  I am safe, and I am cute. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’d rather have a bottlenose dolphin in front of me than a frontal … Continue reading

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iBlurbed & other taboo tattoos

Love is never having to tell that special someone to stop fucking around. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When it comes to addiction, four hits is the new three. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I keep hearing folks on TV say “look at the metrics” and “look at … Continue reading

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