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Was that a seizure or were you just extra glad to see me?

I finally stopped having that terrible nightmare where you show up for a final exam but haven’t studied, and I think this is because deep down I no longer give a shit. ****************************** At the shelter, I inspire cats to … Continue reading

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Whoops I just published again

George W. Bush currently has paintings on display.  There’s one of Vladimir Putin.  I’m glad he didn’t do him naked. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you’ve got an extra large penis, you should donate a portion to Cocks of Love. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Child looking … Continue reading

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The Crawlspace Of My Psyche

If you think about it, this sign could actually inspire drinking and driving. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You’re my everything, unless you’ve got an extra something I don’t want. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ People like me bawdy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is it sex drive or just the heated … Continue reading

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