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Major Crwnage

Older women are like fine wine. They deserve to be drunk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hate when you’re trying to throw away a Styrofoam peanut and it keeps sticking to your hand. I also hate knowing that 45 years ago, this would have … Continue reading

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Mother Said There’d Be Mucous (& Other Revelations)

As a bikini model, I’d have to moonlight, because I could not be seen like that during the day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have been reflecting on that Happy Dance Bill Cosby was always doing in the 80’s.  It’s downright creepy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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