Tag Archives: Santa Claus

Atheist Kids Want Mall Grinch

I wonder if Grinch and Shrek were in the same play group as toddlers. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today’s medications get stuck in your throat just saying them.  Zaljang? Zolmitriptan?  Zackackackackackackack!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I were young, I’d move to Denver to start a … Continue reading

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No Pictures, Because It’s For Adults

“Get Felt” would be an ear-catching name for a story about a hat-maker in high demand named Laura Felt. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [right after Christmas]  I see all those deflated Santas in everyone’s yards.  I know how they feel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I looked … Continue reading

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WWIMISWA? (“What Would It Mean If Santa Were Asian?”)

5.  New diet required to “beef up” (if Sumo wrestler not recruited). 4.  Driving lessons. 3.  Can’t handle dairy, so kids, please switch to rice milk and fortune cookies. 2.  Special deal on Made in China products. 1.  Will need … Continue reading

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