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Don’t hate me because I’m lovable

Why has no one yet opened a chain of comedy club/restaurants with Hooters-style waitresses and called it “Titters”? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emotions are like breasts. They’re meant to be felt. Also if you try hard, you can lick an emotion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My … Continue reading

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I’m not a Schadenfreudist, but I like watching them on TV

Not to be outdone in the kinky department, BET is releasing a movie titled “Fifty Shades of Ashy.” **************************** Confucius said, “Man who doesn’t wash hands after bathroom not wise man.” My Vietnamese nail lady says, “Skinny guys good for … Continue reading

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Crystals in the Dirt

I will prognosticate, but not in public. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My super-sonic toothbrush is so powerful that it gets below my gum-line, and also felled one of the neighbor’s saplings. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Car behind me the other day didn’t have a bra so … Continue reading

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Mind of Mensch-She-Ya

The biggest tragedy to occur when that scientist from Antarctica had to be rushed to the hospital?  He forgot his insurance card. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If coal is so clean, why don’t I keep a piece of it in my shower? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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