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Thyroid Terrorism

I never tire of the Internet visiting me by delivering articles like 12 signs that a thyroid might not be working as it should. Paranoia about health is no longer necessary to propel people to websites to self-diagnose illnesses. The Web … Continue reading

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Don’t hate me because I’m lovable

Why has no one yet opened a chain of comedy club/restaurants with Hooters-style waitresses and called it “Titters”? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emotions are like breasts. They’re meant to be felt. Also if you try hard, you can lick an emotion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My … Continue reading

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Wednesday Morning Wackiness

Bears And BMs:  My son asked me, “So, Mom, does a bear really shit in the woods?” I replied, “Yes, if he’s not constipated.” “Seriously?” “No, I’m being sarcastic.  Of course bears shit in the woods.  Where else would they … Continue reading

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