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Standing in my filth: Pig-Pen’s memoir channeled through a lazy housewife

Here’s the main difference between me and the Queen of England: she insists that workers in Buckingham palace walk backwards as they vacuum, so that they don’t leave any footprints. I don’t vacuum. They say it can be deeply disturbing … Continue reading

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Major Crwnage

Older women are like fine wine. They deserve to be drunk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hate when you’re trying to throw away a Styrofoam peanut and it keeps sticking to your hand. I also hate knowing that 45 years ago, this would have … Continue reading

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420 Honey

How can I take all those Buzzfeed quizzes seriously when they are riddled with spelling errors? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is it still considered temperance if it’s imposed? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two cowboys sidle up to a bar in the old Wild West, glaring at … Continue reading

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Nasty Senior Citizen Subtweets

Old_Yeller @yellholes                            4/15/14 Stop lying to the IRS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Madge @wigs4us                                 … Continue reading

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