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I’ve Been Told Not To Speak At Super Bowl Parties, So I Wrote This For Zach Galifianakis

Dear Mr. Galifianakis: Today is the 100th Sunday since the 87th Thursday beyond the very first Monday that I began my heretofore financially unprofitable yet still artistically rewarding comedy career. So that’s what makes it an especially weird coinkydinky that I … Continue reading

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Wednesday Wordsmithing

Darn Hosiery:  We now live in an alternate sock universe.  It used to be that wearing dark socks with shorts made you look like an old fogey.  Now, it’s the style to wear black socks, and if you wear white … Continue reading

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