Tag Archives: Spanx

Was that a seizure or were you just extra glad to see me?

I finally stopped having that terrible nightmare where you show up for a final exam but haven’t studied, and I think this is because deep down I no longer give a shit. ****************************** At the shelter, I inspire cats to … Continue reading

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Thank God It’s Saturday And You Lived To Read This Blog Post

Spanx should come out with a new “truss version” for vain old folks with hernias. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I figured out why I am such a good conversationalist.  It’s because I spend all my spare, waking time talking to myself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I … Continue reading

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