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Mother Said There’d Be Mucous (& Other Revelations)

As a bikini model, I’d have to moonlight, because I could not be seen like that during the day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have been reflecting on that Happy Dance Bill Cosby was always doing in the 80’s.  It’s downright creepy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Continue reading

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420 Honey

How can I take all those Buzzfeed quizzes seriously when they are riddled with spelling errors? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is it still considered temperance if it’s imposed? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two cowboys sidle up to a bar in the old Wild West, glaring at … Continue reading

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This, But That

When I’m severely anxiety-ridden, I remind myself of the two most important things a human being needs to hear:  I am safe, and I am cute. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’d rather have a bottlenose dolphin in front of me than a frontal … Continue reading

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