Tag Archives: stupidity

Major Crwnage

Older women are like fine wine. They deserve to be drunk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hate when you’re trying to throw away a Styrofoam peanut and it keeps sticking to your hand. I also hate knowing that 45 years ago, this would have … Continue reading

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I Heart One-Liners

IBS also keeps my mind clear. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do I need a colonoscopy?  My ass gets checked out every day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My neighborhood is a high crime area.  Bitches be gettin’ high there all the time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why have I … Continue reading

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Warm Heart, Curdled Mind

Why don’t we ever hear constipated people ask “Does this make my ass look fat?” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ There actually used to be gentle punk rockers.  They were the ones with the tousled Mohawks. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ My friend dropped 35 pounds and 8 … Continue reading

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