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I Heart One-Liners

IBS also keeps my mind clear. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do I need a colonoscopy?  My ass gets checked out every day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My neighborhood is a high crime area.  Bitches be gettin’ high there all the time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why have I … Continue reading

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Northern Contemplations

My latest t-shirt idea:  “Meritocracy Sucks.” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The ONLY downside I see to old ladies eventually running the world is ~possibly~ everything will be dictated by the timing of their weekly hair appointments. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ogden Nash (writer of “Candy is … Continue reading

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