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Standing in my filth: Pig-Pen’s memoir channeled through a lazy housewife

Here’s the main difference between me and the Queen of England: she insists that workers in Buckingham palace walk backwards as they vacuum, so that they don’t leave any footprints. I don’t vacuum. They say it can be deeply disturbing … Continue reading

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Today My Kid Became A Teenager

Does that mean I’m old now?  (Because this is somehow all about me, right?) Nah, no chance of me seeming old.  Not when I insist on taking and presenting pics like this.  (Nicely formed topping on that b-day cake, eh?) … Continue reading

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