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Standing in my filth: Pig-Pen’s memoir channeled through a lazy housewife

Here’s the main difference between me and the Queen of England: she insists that workers in Buckingham palace walk backwards as they vacuum, so that they don’t leave any footprints. I don’t vacuum. They say it can be deeply disturbing … Continue reading

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See Jane Text

See Jane text. Text, Jane, text. Jane texts Dick. Dick texts Jane. Sends dick pic. Jane blocks Dick. Dick learns lesson. Don’t drunk text. And need better lighting.

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4 Text Monsters

Finger on the Trigger:  You never hear from these people, except when texted, they respond with lightning speed.  (Also known as “Lurkers”.) Throw ‘Em a Bone:  Your fear is if you contact these pests, they’ll text back fast and furious … Continue reading

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I Haven’t The Foggiest, And I’d Like To Keep It That Way

Fogging Failure:  A few years ago I bought dry ice to make fog for Halloween.  In order to make the fog flow continuously, I had to keep scooping dry ice pellets out of a bag and drop them into vats … Continue reading

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